Louisiana

The use of cash has been outlawed

A new Louisiana law, House bill 195, passed earlier this year says that those who buy or sell secondhand goods are prohibited from using cash. State representative Rickey Hardy, who co-authored the bill, says: “They can give a check or a cashiers money order, or electronic (transfer).” I guess there’s no limit to our loss…

Sulphur

Saying obscene things on the telephone is illegal.

Sec. 8-136. Telephone communications, improper language, harassment. (a) No person shall: (1) Engage in or institute a telephone call, telephone conversation, or telephone conference, with another person, anonymously or otherwise, and therein use obscene, profane, vulgar, lewd, lascivious, or indecent language, or make any suggestion or proposal of an obscene nature or threaten any illegal…

Sulphur

It is illegal to have sex with a cow.

Sec. 8-131. Crime against nature. Crime against nature is unlawful and is: (1) The unnatural carnal copulation by a human being with another of the same sex or opposite sex or with an animal, except that anal sexual intercourse between two (2) human beings shall not be deemed as a crime against nature when done…

Sulphur

Drive-thru liquor stores are outlawed.

Sec. 3-4. Selling alcoholic beverages to persons in motor vehicles prohibited. The selling of any alcoholic beverage directly to any person while in, on or otherwise occupying any automobile or other motor vehicle is expressly prohibited within the city. (Ord. No. 280, 3-14-83)