Saying obscene things on the telephone is illegal.

Sec. 8-136. Telephone communications, improper language, harassment. (a) No person shall: (1) Engage in or institute a telephone call, telephone conversation, or telephone conference, with another person, anonymously or otherwise, and therein use obscene, profane, vulgar, lewd, lascivious, or indecent language, or make any suggestion or proposal of an obscene nature or threaten any illegal […]

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It is illegal to have sex with a cow.

Sec. 8-131. Crime against nature. Crime against nature is unlawful and is: (1) The unnatural carnal copulation by a human being with another of the same sex or opposite sex or with an animal, except that anal sexual intercourse between two (2) human beings shall not be deemed as a crime against nature when done […]

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