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  • A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
  • If you are released from prison, you must be given a handgun with bullets and a horse.
  • You may shoot Native Americans if more than five of them are on your property.
  • It’s illegal to carry a Bible or to talk to anyone about Jesus Christ.
  • All business signs in the province of Quebec must be in French.
  • Since 1173 it has been illegal to die.
  • All lollipops are banned.
  • It is illegal to say any sentence containing more than 4 words in English.
  • It is considered an offense to shower naked.
  • Eating a neighbor’s baby is strictly forbidden.
  • You may only have one child, or a massive fine will be imposed.
  • Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense.
  • It is against the law to speak English in Illinois.
  • It is illegal to spank your child
  • Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.
  • Driving on the roads is not allowed.
  • You must be 18 years old to buy spray paint.
  • During the long hours of winter darkness it is illegal to complain that you wish it were sunny.
  • Elephants must not be placed in electric ovens.
  • It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
  • Anyone found guilty of masturbation may be decapitated.
  • Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
  • Women are legally obliged to wear bras in buildings with air conditioning
  • Children may not purchase cigarettes, condoms or alcohol, but they may use them. (Not all at once surely!!)
  • It is illegal to have sex before you are married.
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