- It is a criminal offence call a policeman, “Shitface”.
- Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.
- It is illegal to change the clothes on a storefront mannequin unless the shades are down.
- State government officials who engage in private duels can be dismissed from their post.
- An ordinance proposed states, “In the future, anyone not living within the immediate vicinity of Robbins must have a permit from the Chief of Police and approval of the Mayor or one of the Commissioners.”
- A group of 5 or more Native Americans are to be considered a raiding party and may be killed on the spot.
- You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.
- No preaching, exhorting, or lecturing shall be conducted for a total of more than thirty days at any single location
- Television reporters may not throw candy to the crowd during a parade.
- Drive-thru liquor stores are outlawed.
- You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand.
- While passing another vehicle, you must honk your horn.
- One may not detonate a nuclear device in the city.
- Throwing snowballs is illegal
- It is illegal to display a Confederate flag on a courthouse.
- Male doctors may not examine women, and women doctors cannot examine men.
- In Turin, it is illegal to dye your pet’s fur.
- It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
- It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing.
- A person may only carry a concealed slingshot if that person has paid for the appropriate license.
- It’s illegal to read books or newspapers after 8 p.m. in the streets.
- If wood is not neatly stacked it is considered a public nuisance.
- It is illegal to sleep naked.
- A recently passed anti-crime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
- You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building.
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