- The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.
- It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
- At Nickajack Elementary School, all peanut products are banned, even peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
- Citizens must keep their yards fully weeded
- Oral sex is illegal.
- On Mondays, it is illegal for one to whistle very loud after 11:00 PM.
- Sex without a condom is considered illegal
- Any carport added to a building increases the value of the building by 15.5 times the cost of building the carport
- You may not swear in front of women and children. (Repealed, 2002)
- It is against the law to have an ice cream cone in your back pocket.
- It is illegal to dig for ginseng on your neighbor’s lawn without their permission.
- It is illegal to keep a flock of chickens in your motorhome if you live in a trailer park.
- The sale of alcohol is prohibited.
- One-armed piano players must perform for free.
- Dogs and oxen can be requisitioned to propel army vehicles.
- No one may spit on the sidewalk.
- One needs permission from the director of parks and recreation before getting drunk in any city park.
- Any person who persuades another to enter a massage therapist business after 11:00 PM is guilty of a misdemeanor.
- Each year, the mayor must appoint “three intelligent housekeepers” to the Board of Tax Supervisors.
- It is illegal for one to make a disturbing sound at a fair.
- Use of motor boats forbidden on city streets.
- It is against the law to pass a horse on the street.
- It is illegal for clear or non-dark sodas to contain caffeine.
- No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath. If his wife wants, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.
- Persons in possession of a “pea shooter” risk it being conviscated by police.
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