- Men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female
- Horn honking is not permitted as it might scare horses.
- It is illegal to fish from an overpass in the city.
- Ministers must obtain a permit to carry their liquor across state lines.
- You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand.
- You may not sell or play on a radio broadcast, the record “It`s In the Book”.
- It’s illegal to have a puppet show in your window and a violation can land you in jail for 30 days.
- You may not make love in a freezer.
- Riding a horse over any public highway for the purpose of racing, or testing the speed of the horse is illegal. Penalty: Maximum $20 fine and imprisonment for 10 days.
- One may not operate a surf board while on a hallucinogen
- No person may water his lawn in such a way as to annoy his or her neighbor.
- If someone steals your horse, there is a law that allows you to publicly hang the person and no law enforcement officer is allowed to stop you.
- All pool tables must be able to be viewed from the street outside a billiard hall where they are located.
- It is illegal to turn right on a red light at any time.
- Persons convicted of felonies may not operate Bingo games.
- It is against the law to speak English in Illinois.
- It is unlawful for “negroes” to be within county boundaries from sundown to sunrise.
- It is illegal to go within 100 yards of the queen when not wearing hose, socks or stockings.
- A door on a car may not be left open longer than is necessary.
- Women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear.
- Law requires all bathtubs to be kept out in the yards, not inside the houses.
- It is illegal to have sex with a cow.
- You may not paint a ladder as it will be slippery when wet.
- An ashtray is considered to be a deadly weapon.
- It is against the law for a man to wear his wife’s panties on a Sunday unless he has prior permission from the Bishop.