Skip to content- All lollipops are banned.
- It is a misdemeanor to urinate or defecate publicly.
- Hunting camels is prohibited.
- Every hotel room must have twin beds two feet apart and love cannot be made between the beds
- It is illegal to flick boogers into the wind.
- The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.
- You are allowed to marry your house.
- Employers of bars must not let their bartenders serve while they are drunk themselves.
- Changing into or out of a bathing suit in a public restroom is prohibited.
- Sleeping in the nude in a rented room is forbidden, even for married couples.
- Tomatoes may not be used in the production of clam chowder.
- Persons may not swear while on the highway.
- A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.
- Citizens must keep their yards fully weeded
- Men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female
- Dogs are strictly forbidden from riding in ambulances.
- Imperial law stipulates death by torture to anyone who disclosed the secret of how to make silk.
- You may not swear in front of women and children. (Repealed, 2002)
- Staging a marathon dance is illegal, although posting a notice on a fire hydrant about illegal dance marathons is not.
- Though clotheslines are banned, clothes may be draped over a fence.
- No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.
- A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
- Lawyers must not charge widows a fee for moving their piano from one room to another.
- Chicken must be eaten with the hands.
- Massage Therapy is considered an adult, erotic service, and is banned in all zoning districts