• Headlights must be on whenever a vehicle is being operated in order to distinguish it from parked cars.
• Anyone not willing to work a 16 hour day can be thrown into prison.
• You may not educate dogs.
• From Jeddah to Riyadh there are two highways: one for Muslims, another for “infidels”. If a Muslim is accompanied by an “infidel”, both are required to use the highway for infidels.
• It is illegal to spit orange peels out on to the sidewalk.
• Hunting is prohibited in Mountain View Cemetery.
• Non-prescriptive sunglasses, hats, clothing that exposes armpits, a bare back or midriff, see-through clothing, and accessories with protruding metal spikes are not be worn in school
• In some areas, all boys must be given the name Stalin as one of there middle names.
• You may not walk a dog without dressing it in diapers.
• Cross-dressing is illegal.
• It is illegal to stand outside the police station for any purpose after dark.
• No animal may be hunted for on Sunday with the exception of raccoons, which may be hunted until 2:00 AM.
• It is against the law to look at a moose from an airplane.
• It’s illegal to park your car with the engine on, on the bases that it might scare horses.
• Cars may not be driven through playgrounds.
• Street musicians can be fined for playing off-key.
• Tattooing a minor is a misdemeanor.
• Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings. (Repealed)
• It is illegal to practice voodoo in the city limits.
• It is unlawful for “negroes” to be within county boundaries from sundown to sunrise.
• It is illegal to wear a hat that obstructs people’s view in a public theater or place of amusement.
• One may only throw a stone at a bird in self-defense.
• When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
• Couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple’s own property.
• One may not dance for more than twelve hours in any twenty four hour period