• Kids as young as 15 can be jailed for cheating on their finals.
• It is illegal to block any traveled wagon road.
• Defacing a milk carton is punishable by a $10 fine.
• Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings. (Repealed)
• Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.
• No bicyclist may practice “fancy riding” on any city street.
• It is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday.
• There is a ban on men becoming aroused in public.
• It is illegal to hail a taxi while suffering from bubonic plague.
• The penalty for poaching is higher on Sundays and holidays
• One may not bathe without wearing “suitable clothing,” i.e., that which covers one’s body from neck to knee.
• It is illegal for anyone over the age of eighty-eight to ride a motorcycle.
• You cannot buy hardware of any kind on Sunday. (Passed in 1975, repealed in 1977)
• It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the local zoo.
• No one may wash a mule on the sidewalk.
• “Fake” wrestling matches are prohibited.
• Torpedoes may not be set off in the city.
• No one may be a professional fortune-teller, and if one wishes to pursue the practice as an amateur, it must be practiced in a school or church.
• You may not sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday.
• Operators of bingo games may not advertise the prizes offered.
• Worrying squirrels is not tolerated.
• 30% of a radio stations output must be of Canadian Content”
• It is illegal for women to wear wigs.
• A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
• Ugly women must call out “Hideous Hag Coming” before entering a building where men may be.