• It shall be unlawful for any person to sleep, lie or loiter on, or occupy as a sleeping quarter or under the guise of pretending to sleep, on any part of the public beaches
• Riverboat gamblers have a 5$ maximum bet.
• It is illegal not to smile in public
• It is illegal to set metal balloons afloat in the air.
• For each act of public swearing a person shall be fined one dollar.
• It is illegal to drive a car or motorcycle without a shirt on.
• Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
• It is illegal to molest a Key deer. If caught one will be fined or will have to go to jail.
• It is against the law to impersonate a foreigner.
• No person may own more than two adult cats.
• It is illegal to show movies or attend a car race on Sundays.
• It is unlawful for a person to consume an alcoholic beverage while operating a motor vehicle upon a public roadway, if the person is observed doing so by a peace officer.
• Drivers of city vehicles must respect all traffic rules just like the rest of us.
• It is permissible to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays.
• Non-prescriptive sunglasses, hats, clothing that exposes armpits, a bare back or midriff, see-through clothing, and accessories with protruding metal spikes are not be worn in school
• No moose is allowed to have sex on city streets.
• Persons in possession of illegal substances must pay taxes on them.
• It is legal to use, possess, grow, and sell soft drugs, but only if you pay the taxes.
• Every hotel room must have twin beds two feet apart and love cannot be made between the beds
• It’s illegal to throw slops or soapsuds in the street.
• A girl must avert her eyes from her father when she speaks to him.
• Putt-putt golf courses must close by 1:00 AM.
• Any person who appears on any highway, or upon the street of any city that has no police protection, when clothed only in ordinary bathing garb, shall be fined no less than five dollars nor more than twenty-five dollars.” – KRS 436.140 (Passed in 1922; Repealed in 1974)
• It is illegal for a male doctor to examine a woman’s genitals by looking directly, but he may examine them by way of a mirror.
• Horses may not be tied to a tree on a public highway.