- A person may only carry a concealed slingshot if that person has paid for the appropriate license.
- You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building.
- You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times.
- It’s illegal to walk down a sidewalk and knock a snakes head off with your cane.
- Spray paint may not be sold without a posted sign warning juveliles of the penalty for creating graffiti.
- It’s illegal to have sex with a pet dog or canary.
- State officials ordered 400 words of “sexually explicit material” to be cut from Romeo and Juliet.
- A milk man may not run while on duty.
- With the exception of carrots, most goods may not be sold on a Sunday.
- No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
- No person may pick a flower from a city park.
- Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display.
- No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
- Residents may not own chickens, but may own up to three turkeys.
- It is illegal to do “U Turns”.
- Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk. (Repealed when Clint Eastwood was mayor)
- It is illegal for women to wear wigs.
- If you challenge a man to a fist fight to the death, he must accept or pay a penalty of 4 deer.
- No person shall sound the horn on a vehicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 P.M. -Little Rock City Code Sec. 18-54
- Bees are not allowed to fly over the village or through any of Kirkland’s streets.
- You may not be forecasting or pretending to foretell the future
- Companies may vote in local elections.
- You can get out of paying for a dependent’s medical care by praying for him/her.
- Musical instruments may not be sold on Sunday.
- While all cheese making requires a license, Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese maker’s license.
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