- The state of Washington doesn’t allow marathon dancing, skipping, sliding, gliding, rolling or crawling.
- The definition of “dumb animal” includes every living creature.
- A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.
- Elephants must not be placed in electric ovens.
- Adultery or Fornication results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in prison.
- It is against the law to dream about another man’s wife or cow.
- Throwing missiles at cars is against the law.
- It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
- Any Scotsman found to be wearing underwear beneath his kilt can be fined two cans of beer.
- It is illegal to have sex in a moving ambulance and if you are caught the guy is let go and the woman is punished and her name appears in the newspaper.
- A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.
- You may not walk around with an alcoholic beverage
- Fortune tellers are required to obtain a special permit from the state.
- Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.
- Sixteen-year old divorced girls are prohibited from talking about sex during high school extracurricular activities.
- A program has been created in the state that attempts to control the weather.
- A city council member introduced a resolution a few years ago to ban Santa Claus from the city (defeated)
- The fine for waving a gun in public is higher than actually shooting it.
- Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.
- It is illegal to wear a hat in a movie theater.
- It is illegal to use the telephone to either sell things or raise funds
- Women may not wear a “lewd” dress in public.
- You cannot keep your chickens with you in your hotel room.
- Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
- A special license is required for persons wishing to sell such items as tableware and coins.
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