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  • When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person possesses.
  • It’s illegal for parents to give their children under the age of 18 even a sip of alcohol.
  • Slingshots may not be used in the city limits.
  • Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
  • It’s illegal to sell to minors comics that might incite them to violence or depraved or immoral acts.
  • Pigs less than 32 inches in length may be kept as pets provided there are no more than two in a house.
  • Men are not allowed to ask women to dance during the month of July.
  • It is unlawful to deliver diapers on Sunday
  • It is illegal to clean up the national forest without a permit
  • It’s illegal to carry a Bible or to talk to anyone about Jesus Christ.
  • In an attempt to “foster kindness” in the citizens of New Jersey, the month of May is designated “Kindness Awareness Month”.
  • Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.
  • Any person who persuades another to enter a massage therapist business after 11:00 PM is guilty of a misdemeanor.
  • No one may be a professional fortune-teller, and if one wishes to pursue the practice as an amateur, it must be practiced in a school or church.
  • It is illegal to take a bath of orange peel.
  • You may not honk horns as they may scare horses.
  • A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
  • It is illegal to shout offensive words in any public place.
  • Stealing snow from a neighbors garden to make a snowman is against the law. Using it for an igloo is acceptable.
  • You may not swear in front of women and children. (Repealed, 2002)
  • On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up.
  • It’s illegal to catch mice without a hunting license
  • You must not drag a dead horse down Yonge Street on a Sunday.
  • Homosexuals are not allowed to live in the country.
  • It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.
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