• The “Peer Review Statute” prohibits you from finding out details of any written or oral discussion about your medical treatment.
• Unmarried couples who live together and “lewdly associate” with one another may face up to a year in prison.
• It is illegal to entice girls away from the Maple Lane School for girls.
• It used to be illegal to interrupt a religious meeting by having a horse race.
• It’s illegal to take a lion to the movies.
• One may not throw bottles at a tree.
• A prince or princess who marries without the consent of the government, that person forfeits the right of succession for his/her children and all other descendants.
• Males may not be sexually aroused in public.
• A man with a mustache may never kiss a woman in public.
• If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.
• Picking your nose on Saturday is forbidden.
• Cyclists must not lift even one foot from the peddles, in case they lose control.
• Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment.
• Oral sex is prohibited.
• It is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners.
• A taxi driver must ask passengers if they are suffering from plague or smallpox.
• Cats may not molest cars.
• During Octoberfest no person is ever legally drunk – no matter how much alcohol they have consumed.
• You may not run machinery on Sundays.
• It is illegal to keep an elk in a sandbox in your backyard.
• Dogs may not molest cars.
• Women may not drive in a house coat.
• It is illegal to serve alcohol during a bingo game
• It’s illegal to sell suntan oil until after noon on Sunday.
• It is illegal to deny the existence of God.