- The last Sunday in June of every year was named “log cabin day”.
- It is illegal to remove a public building
- Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
- It is illegal to frown as the town is a “Frown-Free Town Zone”
- A driver who needs to turn into oncoming traffic has the right of way unless he slows down or stops.
- Homosexuals are not allowed to live in the country.
- Spitting on a sea gull is not tolerated.
- Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars.
- Bathing in city fountains is prohibited.
- It is illegal to own a reptile within the city limits, unless you are a school or city, as a pet.
- Cats may not molest cars.
- No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
- Any common piper or fiddler, juggler or magician may be sentenced to jail (Repealed)
- You may not carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length.
- Couples must wait at least 72 hours to be married unless the man has raped the woman
- Adult bookstores may not sell alcohol.
- It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperon.
- It is illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public.
- It’s illegal to idle your car in your own driveway
- One must obtain a license before holding a Going-Out-Of-Business sale.
- No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath. If his wife wants, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.
- The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
- By law males must go off on expeditions of rape and plunder to nearby countries at least every 5 years.
- Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house.
- Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
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