• You are not allowed to sleep in a dog kennel (unless you’re a dog.)
• Can’t cut off a chicken’s head on Sunday.
• Adultery or Fornication results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in prison.
• Any person who sits on a sidewalk may be fined up to $500.
• Growing oleander flowers is illegal.
• Saying obscene things on the telephone is illegal.
• Men are not allowed to ask women to dance during the month of July.
• Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.
• A license is required to purchase a television set.
• It is illegal to be homeless.
• Cars may not be driven in reverse.
• It is illegal for any man to marry his brother.
• It is illegal to wipe one’s car with used underwear.
• There is a ban on unnecessary repetitive driving on 23rd Avenue.
• It is unlawful to howl at ladies inside the city limits.
• Performing a U-turn within 1,000 feet of an intersection is illegal.
• By law, “watch stuffers” are unwelcome
• Getting drunk on a playground is against the law.
• It is against the law to urinate in a canal unless you are pregnant.
• The fine for waving a gun in public is higher than actually shooting it.
• It’s forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public.
• It’s illegal to take a lion to the movies.
• One may not host a game of marbles at Lafayette Square unless he or she first obtains a written permit from the parkway and park commission.
• Witchcraft was first legalized in the colony of Pennsylvania.
• It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the local zoo.