• If you challenge a man to a fist fight to the death, he must accept or pay a penalty of 4 deer.
• It is illegal to spit in public.
• No person may disturb a church service by swearing.
• No person shall raise pet rats.
• One could land in jail for up to a year for making a false promise.
• Persons with gonorrhea may not marry.
• It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend.
• Old women must hide their faces when in the vicinity of virgins. The penalty for disobeying this law is 5 years in prison.
• Hotel sheets must be exactly 99 inches long and 81 inches wide.
• You can’t walk through a hotel lobby with spurs on.
• One cannot keep more than one cow
• Birds have the right of way on all highways.
• An ordinance forbids anyone to sing the song “It Ain’t Goin’ To Rain No Mo”.
• In the past there was a law that required children to obey all “lawful and moral” commands of their parents.
• It is against the law to put livestock on a school bus.
• You are not allowed to put litter into someone else’s trash receptacle without express permission.
• No one may throw a bottle of Coke at a parade float.
• Appearing in public places wearing a “lewd dress” is prohibited.
• State officials ordered 400 words of “sexually explicit material” to be cut from Romeo and Juliet.
• Breast feeding is not allowed in public.
• The value of Pi is 3, and not 3.1415. (Repealed)
• Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters.
• Hard objects may not be thrown by hand.
• Movies that show police officers being struck, beaten, or treated in an offensive manner are forbidden.
• It is illegal to raise alligators in your home.