• When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person possesses.
• It’s illegal for parents to give their children under the age of 18 even a sip of alcohol.
• Slingshots may not be used in the city limits.
• Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
• It’s illegal to sell to minors comics that might incite them to violence or depraved or immoral acts.
• Pigs less than 32 inches in length may be kept as pets provided there are no more than two in a house.
• Men are not allowed to ask women to dance during the month of July.
• It is unlawful to deliver diapers on Sunday
• It is illegal to clean up the national forest without a permit
• It’s illegal to carry a Bible or to talk to anyone about Jesus Christ.
• In an attempt to “foster kindness” in the citizens of New Jersey, the month of May is designated “Kindness Awareness Month”.
• Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.
• Any person who persuades another to enter a massage therapist business after 11:00 PM is guilty of a misdemeanor.
• No one may be a professional fortune-teller, and if one wishes to pursue the practice as an amateur, it must be practiced in a school or church.
• It is illegal to take a bath of orange peel.
• You may not honk horns as they may scare horses.
• A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
• It is illegal to shout offensive words in any public place.
• Stealing snow from a neighbors garden to make a snowman is against the law. Using it for an igloo is acceptable.
• You may not swear in front of women and children. (Repealed, 2002)
• On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up.
• It’s illegal to catch mice without a hunting license
• You must not drag a dead horse down Yonge Street on a Sunday.
• Homosexuals are not allowed to live in the country.
• It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.