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It is unlawful to have more than two dildos in a house.
Can’t imagine whose job it would be to enforce this one, but I hope they’re wearing gloves!
The owner of every hotel is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt.
No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.