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Title 16 – Crimes and Offenses CHAPTER 15. OFFENSES AGAINST MORALITY AND DECENCY ARTICLE 1. MISCELLANEOUS OFFENSES SECTION 16-15-50. Seduction under promise of marriage. A male over the age of sixteen years who by means of deception and promise of marriage seduces an unmarried woman in this State is guilty of a misdemeanor and, upon…

Virginia

You may not have oral or anal sex.

18.2-361. Crimes against nature. A. If any person carnally knows in any manner any brute animal, or carnally knows any male or female person by the anus or by or with the mouth, or voluntarily submits to such carnal knowledge, he or she shall be guilty of a Class 6 felony, except as provided in…

Virginia

A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking “at a woman in that way.” A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a “pair of horse-blinders” wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.

West Virginia

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When a person reaches the age of 50, he/she can then marry their cousin.

Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.

By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place.

You may not have oral or anal sex.

Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.

It’s statutory rape for a man over 18 to have sex with a female under the age of 18, provided she’s a virgin.

It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps.

Firemen may not whistle or flirt at any woman passing a firehouse.

It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.