Virginia

Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.

it is against the law for a man to force his wife to dress as a parrot – even if she is hideously ugly.

Aberdeen

Any man owning more than 12 sheep must prove that he is not a “pimp”

Picture thanks to: JAW-SHOE-WHAH

Alexandria

No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath. If his wife wants, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.

Sulphur

Saying obscene things on the telephone is illegal.

Sec. 8-136. Telephone communications, improper language, harassment. (a) No person shall: (1) Engage in or institute a telephone call, telephone conversation, or telephone conference, with another person, anonymously or otherwise, and therein use obscene, profane, vulgar, lewd, lascivious, or indecent language, or make any suggestion or proposal of an obscene nature or threaten any illegal…

Dallas

Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.

Two people may not kiss in front of a church.

it is against the law for a man to force his wife to dress as a parrot – even if she is hideously ugly.

Any man owning more than 12 sheep must prove that he is not a “pimp”

No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath. If his wife wants, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.

Saying obscene things on the telephone is illegal.

It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos.

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