Running an abortion advertisement can land you in jail for a year.

RS 14:87.4
§ 87.4. Abortion advertising

Abortion advertising is the placing or carrying of any advertisement of abortion services by the publicizing of the availability of abortion services.

Whoever commits the crime of abortion advertising shall be imprisoned, with or without hard labor, for not more than one year or fined not more than five thousand dollars, or both.

Added by Acts 1973, No. 76,§ 1.

Persons could land in jail for up to ten years for stealing an alligator.

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If one is drunk in a mine, he or she could land in jail for up to a year.

One could possibly land in jail for 20 years upon urinating in the city’s water supply.

A law was passed with the specific intent of stating the punishment for stealing crayfish.