Stupid Laws in Maryland

Alcohol beverage writers are to be certified as experts by an agency of the state before they can receive product samples, which it limits to three bottles per brand.

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It is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only “in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.”

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Men may not buy drinks for female bartenders.

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Oral sex can not be given or received anywhere.

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Thistles may not grow in one’s yard.

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