Stupid Laws in Florida

A $50 fine will be levied on anyone who allows a couch to sit in their carport.

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A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

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A women can be fined (only after death), for being electrocuted in a bath-tub because of using self-beautification utensils.

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All houses much have white picket fences and full-width, two-story porches.

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Ambling and strolling is a misdemeanor.

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Beer may not be sold between 2 and 7am.

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Chickens are considered a ‘protected species’.

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Citizens may not be caught downtown without at least 10 dollars on their person.

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Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense.

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Destin law states that a cat that viciously chases passers-by is a “bad cat”.

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Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.

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Fiddlers and stay at home dads are considered vagrants

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Gay men are not allowed into public bars unless accompanied by a child.

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Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

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Hunting and killing a deer while swimming is illegal.

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If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

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If you hit a pedestrian you are fined $78.00.

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If you wish to go swimming in the ocean, you must get dressed in your hotel room.

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In order to operate a burglar alarm, a permit must be obtained. Sec. 12-23. Registration required; application; transferability; false statements. (a)All persons must complete and submit to the village an emergency contact registration form for their alarm if they operate or cause to be operated an alarm system in the village. A separate registration is required for each alarm system. Upon receipt of a completed registration form, the police department shall issue a numbered alarm sticker to the applicant to facilitate retrieval of registration information. (Ord. No. 97-17, § 1, 10-14-97)

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It is against the city ordinance to hang your clothes outside on a clothesline.

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It is against the city ordinance to hang your clothes outside on a clothesline.

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it is against the law for a man to force his wife to dress as a parrot – even if she is hideously ugly.

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It is against the law to dream about another man’s wife or cow.

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It is against the law to put livestock on a school bus.

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It is considered an offense to shower naked.

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