Stupid Laws in Colorado

Boulders may not be rolled on city property.

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Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.

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Catapults may not be fired at buildings.

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Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.

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Cats that meow in the dark will have their tails chopped off.

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Couches may not be placed on outside porches.

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Establishments which sell alcohol must have enough lighting to read text inside them.

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It is against the law for children over the age of eight to wet the bed.

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It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.

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It is illegal for liquor stores to sell food or grocery stores to sell any alcohol except beer that is at most 3.2% alcohol.

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It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building.

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It is illegal to crash into obstacles on a ski slope.

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It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes “unbecoming” on one’s sex.

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It is illegal to let a dandelion grow within the city limits.

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It is illegal to mistreat rats in Denver, Colorado.

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It is illegal to permit ones llama to graze on city property.

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It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.

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It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.

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It is illegal to stutter on a Sunday during a church service.

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It is legal to challenge a police officer, but only until he or she asks you to stop.

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It is permissible to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays.

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It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.

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It is unlawful to walk under a ladder.

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Keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have sex is prohibited.

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No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days. (Repealed)

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