Stupid Laws in Colorado
Boulders may not be rolled on city property.
Location: Boulder, Colorado | no comments
Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.
Location: Colorado, United States | no comments
Catapults may not be fired at buildings.
Location: Aspen, Colorado | 5 comments
Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.
Location: Sterling, Colorado | one comment
Cats that meow in the dark will have their tails chopped off.
Location: Colorado, United States | 13 comments
Couches may not be placed on outside porches.
Location: Boulder, Colorado | no comments
Establishments which sell alcohol must have enough lighting to read text inside them.
Location: Arvada, Colorado | one comment
It is against the law for children over the age of eight to wet the bed.
Location: Colorado, United States | no comments
It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.
Location: Logan County, Colorado | 6 comments
It is illegal for liquor stores to sell food or grocery stores to sell any alcohol except beer that is at most 3.2% alcohol.
Location: Colorado, United States | one comment
It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building.
Location: Cripple Creek, Colorado | no comments
It is illegal to crash into obstacles on a ski slope.
Location: Vail, Colorado | one comment
It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes “unbecoming” on one’s sex.
Location: Durango, Colorado | no comments
It is illegal to let a dandelion grow within the city limits.
Location: Pueblo, Colorado | 3 comments
It is illegal to mistreat rats in Denver, Colorado.
Location: Denver, Colorado | one comment
It is illegal to permit ones llama to graze on city property.
Location: Boulder, Colorado | no comments
It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
Location: Colorado, United States | no comments
It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
Location: Colorado, United States | 3 comments
It is illegal to stutter on a Sunday during a church service.
Location: Denver, Colorado | no comments
It is legal to challenge a police officer, but only until he or she asks you to stop.
Location: Boulder, Colorado | no comments
It is permissible to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays.
Location: Colorado Springs, Colorado | no comments
It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
Location: Denver, Colorado | no comments
It is unlawful to walk under a ladder.
Location: Sterling, Colorado | 5 comments
Keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have sex is prohibited.
Location: Alamosa, Colorado | one comment
No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days. (Repealed)
Location: Colorado, United States | no comments