Stupid Laws in California

A law created in 1925 makes it illegal to wiggle while dancing.

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A person must be 18 years old to buy a wax container.

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All dog waste must be removed from any yard within seven days.

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All food in a childrens’ camp must be approved by the director before being used.

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All persons wishing to keep a rhinoceros as a pet must obtain a $100 license first.

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Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

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Bathhouses are against the law.

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Before a business may have a “going out of business sale”, they must obtain a special permit from the city manager.

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Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.

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Cars are the only item allowed in a garage.

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Cars may not be driven in reverse.

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Cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.

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Children may not wear a Halloween mask unless they get a special permit from the sheriff.

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City Council order reads: “No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash.”

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Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.

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Crushing rocks in the city limits is forbidden.

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Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

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Drinking intoxicating cement is prohibited.

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Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law.

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Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St. at all times.

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Elementary schools may not host poker tournaments.

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Foretelling the future for donations is illegal.

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Getting drunk on a playground is against the law.

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Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.

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Growing oleander flowers is illegal.

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