It is illegal to wear a red hat while walking down the main street.

You aren’t allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.

While driving on Main Street you may not have your lights on.

It is unlawful to walk one’s cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.

The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.

Intentionally avoiding walking on the cracks in the pavement is illegal.