It is illegal to wear a red hat while walking down the main street.

It is illegal for a woman to drive a car up Main Street unless her husband is walking in front of the car waving a red flag.

Everyone walking the streets is required to wear a mask.

You may not dance or wear shorts on the main avenue.

Shoelaces must be tied while walking down the street.

It is illegal to park an elephant on Main Street

One Response to “It is illegal to wear a red hat while walking down the main street.”

Comment from Staaah
Time July 26, 2011 at 4:03 pm

Y DID THEY NEED THAT LAW?? i mean, what is the worst that could happen ??