All houses much have white picket fences and full-width, two-story porches.

Seaside is a planned city that was intended to reflect 19th-century architecture. These stipulations are merely two among the many the city planners have devised that have led to the development of a city that looks somewhat like a Disney World resort.

Only two people may picket on a sidewalk at a time, and they must stay at least five feet apart at all times.

“Mardi Gras Beads” may not be thrown from a third story window.

Electric fences are banned.

Cars parked in public places must be locked, and their windows must not be left down more than the width of a hand.

One may not picket a funeral.

2 Responses to “All houses much have white picket fences and full-width, two-story porches.”

Comment from alex
Time March 25, 2011 at 2:25 pm

this is so funny hahaha

Comment from Josh
Time October 21, 2011 at 12:43 pm

It’s not funny, and it’s true anyway.

http://www.cottagerentalagency.com/images/cottages/1225_2674.jpg

That photo shows a house in Seaside, that doesn’t have a two-story porch. There is no such universal stipulation.

And as Seaside, Fl is not an incorporated city it can not possibly be a law. It is called a property covenant.