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No person may carry a fish into a bar.
6.05.410 Animals prohibited from food establishments. It is unlawful for any person to allow or permit any animal in, or take any animal, whether loose, on a leash, or in arms, into any food establishment, such as a restaurant, grocery store, meat market or into any place where alcoholic beverages are sold, except guide dogs…
No one may annoy a lizard in a city park.
SECTION 8-410. DISTURBING ANIMALS IN PARKS. No person shall hunt, pursue, annoy, throw stones or missiles at, or molest or disturb in any way, any animal, bird or reptile within the confines of any park. (Orig. Ord. 1076).
In Canada, it’s now legal to engage in oral sex with your pet.
Reported here, Canada’s Supreme Court has legalized oral sex with pets as long as no penetration is involved.