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One must yield a phone line to a person if it is an emergency.
2C:40-2. Refusing to yield a party line A person is guilty of a disorderly persons offense when, being informed that a party line is needed for an emergency call, he refuses immediately to relinquish such line. “Party line” means a subscriber’s line telephone circuit, consisting of two or more main telephone stations connected therewith, each…
It is illegal to die in town
In 1950, it was discovered that bodies were not decomposing in the permafrost. The town passed an ordnance to outlaw dying to protect residents from disease that may spread from bodies in graveyards. Spanish Flu has been extracted from victims of the 1918 breakout since they were preserved in the permafrost.
It is illegal to use speed-dial in the city phone system.
Sec. 18-501. Defined. Dialing devices, for the purpose of this article, are those devices of any description or nature, either electronic or mechanical that may be attached to or programmed into telephones which by an abbreviated process dial telephone numbers or provide a prerecorded message or both. Sec. 18-502. Improper use. It is unlawful for…
Airplanes may not be landed in city parks.
7-3-3: ACTIVITIES REQUIRING PERMIT: No person shall engage in the following activities, except pursuant to a permit for the activity: G. Use park property for starting or landing of aircraft, hot air balloons, parachutes or hang gliders. (Ord. 662, 1-20-1999)