One may not spit on a bus.
SMC 12A.12.040 Disorderly conduct on buses. A. A person is guilty of disorderly bus conduct if while on or in a municipal transit vehicle, as defined in RCW 46.04.355, or in or at an underground municipal transit station, and with knowledge that such conduct is prohibited, he or she: 1. Smokes or carries a lighted…
X-rays may not be used to fit shoes.
RCW 70.98.170 Prohibition — Fluoroscopic x-ray shoefitting devices. The operation or maintenance of any x-ray, fluoroscopic, or other equipment or apparatus employing roentgen rays, in the fitting of shoes or other footwear or in the viewing of bones in the feet is prohibited. This prohibition does not apply to any licensed physician, surgeon, *podiatrist, or…
It is illegal to entice girls away from the Maple Lane School for girls.
RCW 72.20.065 Intrusion — Enticement away of girls — Interference — Penalty. Any person who shall go upon the school grounds except on lawful business, or by consent of the superintendent, or who shall entice any girl away from the school, or who shall in any way interfere with its management or discipline, shall be…
Destroying a beer cask or bottle of another is illegal.
RCW 19.76.110 Refilling bottles, etc. — Forbidden. It is hereby declared to be unlawful for any person or persons hereafter, without the written consent of the owner or owners thereof, to fill with ale, porter, lager beer or soda, mineral water or other beverages, for sale or to be furnished to customers, any such casks,…
No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold.
RCW 70.54.050 Exposing contagious disease — Penalty. Every person who shall wilfully expose himself to another, or any animal affected with any contagious or infectious disease, in any public place or thoroughfare, except upon his or its necessary removal in a manner not dangerous to the public health; and every person so affected who shall…
It is illegal to attach a vending machine to a utility pole without prior consent from the utility company.
RCW 70.54.090 Attachment of objects to utility poles. It shall be unlawful to attach to utility poles any of the following: Advertising signs, posters, vending machines, or any similar object which presents a hazard to, or endangers the lives of, electrical workers. Any attachment to utility poles shall only be made with the permission of…