No one may bribe any athlete to “rig” a game, match, tournament or event.

§ 97-29-17. Bribery; participant in professional or amateur games or other athletic contests; wrestling excepted. (1) Whoever gives, promises, or offers to any professional or amateur baseball, football, basketball, or tennis player, or any player who participates in or expects to participate in any professional or amateur game or sport, or any person participating or…

If one is a parent to two illegitimate children, that person will go to jail for at least one month.

§ 97-29-11. Illegitimate children; person becoming natural parent of second illegitimate child; jurisdiction; notice to district and county attorneys. (1) If any person, who shall have previously become the natural parent of an illegitimate child within or without this state by coition within or without this state, shall again become the natural parent of an…