No person may walk on top of the water tank of the city.
130.05 CLIMBING ON ROOFS AND WATER TANKS. (A) It shall be unlawful for any person to climb or tramp on any of the roofs of any business houses in the Town without a lawful purpose. (B) It shall be unlawful for any person to climb or go on the ladder or any part of any…
It is unlawful to have more than two dildos in a house.
Can’t imagine whose job it would be to enforce this one, but I hope they’re wearing gloves!