The installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses is prohibited
Ordinance number 223, of 09/09/19
It is against the law to make bats and owls into burgers.
Picture thanks to DigitalDreamer
It is illegal to break a hard-boiled egg at the sharp end.
Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks (enacted by Edward VI). This is another law that was likely still on the books until a massive “cleanup” of archaic laws in 2012.