It is illegal to eat live eels in public unless you shout “Warning – Idiot eating eels” beforehand.

6.24.015 Removal of materials between January 15th through May 15th. (a) During the period from January 15th to May 15th of each and every year, it shall be unlawful for any person to permit any animal or fowl manure, excrement or other fly breeding material to remain on or at his premises for a period…