It is illegal for a woman to drive a car up Main Street unless her husband is walking in front of the car waving a red flag.

55-8-170. Putting glass, nails and other substances on highway prohibited – Penalty. (a) No person shall throw or deposit upon any highway any glass bottle, glass, nails, tacks, wire, cans or any other substance likely to injure any person, animal or vehicle upon such highway. (b) Any person who drops, or permits to be dropped…