By law, if you pass anyone over the age of 70 in the street, you must bow to them and say a prayer to the Gods of the Ancients.

Six-year-old girls may not run around without being fully clothed.

198-13. Topless bathing suits prohibited. No female over the age of five years shall wear a topless bathing suit or otherwise fail to cover her breasts with less than a full opaque covering of any portion thereof below the upper portion of the nipple.

Mole

Frightening a baby is in violation of the law.

New Jersey

Handcuffs may not be sold to minors.

2C:39-9.2. Sale of handcuffs to minors, prohibited 2. A person who sells handcuffs to a person under 18 years of age is guilty of a disorderly persons offense. A law enforcement officer shall confiscate handcuffs sold in violation of the law. As used in this section, “handcuffs” mean a device, conventionally used for law enforcement…

Wisconsin

A legislator recently introduced a bill making it illegal to tattoo someone under the age of 18. He was quoted as saying, “I’m going to save the buttocks of a few juveniles.”

California

Old women must hide their faces when in the vicinity of virgins. The penalty for disobeying this law is 5 years in prison.

Glendale

A person must be 18 years old to buy a wax container.

8.40.010 Findings The council finds that: A. Large numbers of paraffin or wax containers are being discarded on the sidewalks of the city by children. Such containers, when discarded, become soft from the warmth of the sun and create a waxy, oily, greasy, slippery, dangerous and unsightly condition. The condition is aggravated because the contents…

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