- A law to reduce crime states: “It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.”
- It is illegal for clear or non-dark sodas to contain caffeine.
- It is considered an offense to get a tattoo.
- It’s illegal to fish in the Ohio River in Kentucky without an Indiana Fishing License.
- Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.
- The State Senate passed a resolution to commemorate the 25th anniversary of the Brooklyn Dodgers’ 1955 world championship and expressed a longing that someday the Dodgers will return to “their one and only true home.”
- All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.
- It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.
- It is illegal to disrobe in a wagon.
- It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
- It is illegal for any man to marry his brother.
- Permanent markers may not be sold in the city limits.
- A person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine.
- It’s illegal to have a puppet show in your window and a violation can land you in jail for 30 days.
- Wooden logs may not be painted.
- You may not ride a bike without any hands.
- A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.
- You may not honk horns as they may scare horses.
- It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
- Bicycles are not allowed in the tennis courts.
- Toilets be evenly divided among men and women in public theaters or arenas.
- All lollipops are banned.
- Criminals can apply for sanctuary in Notre Dame Cathedral and must be “fed and watered” for up to six weeks.
- Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.
- It is illegal to roll a barrel on any street, fines go up according to the contents of the barrel.