Stupid State Laws

Stupid Country Laws

Massage Therapy is considered an adult, erotic service, and is banned in all zoning districts

It is legal for a man to divorce his wife if he finds out after marriage that she wasn’t a virgin.

It is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time

A woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness

A betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands

The husband’s lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

Men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female

Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

Couples must wait at least 72 hours to be married unless the man has raped the woman

Say a man and woman want to get married in New Jersey. They’ll have to wait at least 72 hours.

Unless, that is, the man was arrested for “bastardy, rape, fornication or of having had carnal knowledge of an unmarried female, and the accused person consents to marry such female.”

In that case, officials can [...]

The law required all women to prostitute themselves prior to marriage to gain sexual experience

It was illegal for cattle to mate in fields fronting public roads (Repealed)

This was repealed in the 1950s

Prostitution is legal, but only in free will and only if you pay the taxes.

No man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.

No male is allowed to be in a state of arousal in public.

Strippers may not come closer than four feet to any customer.

Source: The Spokesman Review (August 11, 2002)

Women who sit on men’s laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term.

If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual relations.

18.2-344. Fornication.

Any person, not being married, who voluntarily shall have sexual intercourse with any other person, shall be guilty of fornication, punishable as a Class 4 misdemeanor.

It is illegal to have sex in a moving ambulance and if you are caught the guy is let go and the woman is punished and her name appears in the newspaper.

Sixteen-year old divorced girls are prohibited from talking about sex during high school extracurricular activities.

There is a law against two pigs having sex on the city’s airport property.

It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.

It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos.

It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.

Every hotel room must have twin beds two feet apart and love cannot be made between the beds

Sexually oriented businesses may not open for business on Sundays.

Sec. 12-106. Hours of operation.

No sexually oriented business shall open to do business before 10:00 a.m. Monday through Saturday or remain open after 12:00 midnight Monday through Saturday. No sexually oriented business shall open for business on a Sunday. This subsection shall not apply to an adult motel, nor to a business whose hours [...]

Unmarried people are prohibited from having sex.

However, if caught, the lovers are both fined only 10 dollars

It is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.