Snakes have been banned from biting humans on a Sunday – except when it”s snowing.

Biting someone with your natural teeth is “simple assault,” while biting someone with your false teeth is “aggravated assault.”

Snakes are not allowed within 200 yards of the Mardi Gras parade route.

It’s illegal to walk down a sidewalk and knock a snakes head off with your cane.

In an animal shelter, lizards and snakes are treated under the same guidelines as cats and dogs.

Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a tendency to habitually kiss other humans.