No one may tease an idiot.

Sec. 14-34. Idiots, etc.; teasing, harassing. It shall be unlawful and disorderly conduct for any person to tease or harass, either by words, signs or acts, on the streets or public places in the city any simple minded, idiotic, or crazy person, or any cripple, or other unfortunate person, and it is hereby made the especial duty of the police department to enforce the terms of this section. (Code 1914, § 662)

It’s illegal to tease skunks.

It is illegal to excavate any city street.

Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void.

It is illegal to eat live eels in public unless you shout “Warning – Idiot eating eels” beforehand.