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No children may attend school with their breath smelling of “wild onions.”


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3 Responses to “No children may attend school with their breath smelling of “wild onions.””

Comment from ryan
Time August 7, 2010 at 8:14 am

if you have ever smelled ramps aka wild onions… trust me you would understand this law, i can only hope this law is still enforced!

Comment from kris
Time March 1, 2011 at 5:29 pm

does it really smell that bad

Comment from cunbab
Time April 20, 2011 at 12:59 pm

well is it ok if your breath smells of rotting cheese?

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