Stupid Laws in Texas

A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit.

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A program has been created in the state that attempts to control the weather.

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A recently passed anti-crime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

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Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense.

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It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

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It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don’t need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.

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It is illegal to sell one’s eye.

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It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

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It is unlawful for a person to consume an alcoholic beverage while operating a motor vehicle upon a public roadway, if the person is observed doing so by a peace officer.

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One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office.

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The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

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Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.

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When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

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You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times.

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