A slingshot used to be classified by law as a deadly weapon.

An ordinance forbids anyone to sing the song “It Ain’t Goin’ To Rain No Mo”.

All persons riding scooters must ride in single file.

2.58.030 Skating single file.

Persons operating scooters, in-line skates or roller skates shall operate such scooters and skates in a single file.

To play pinball, one must be 18 years old.

11.28.060 Operation of pinball machines.

A. It is unlawful for any person having custody or charge of any pinball machine where the same may be operated to permit any minor under the age of eighteen years to play, operate or use any such machine or to loiter about the same.

B. For the purpose of […]

Throwing stones is prohibited as it might break a window.

11.24.090 Throwing stones.

No person shall throw stones or other missiles likely to cause breakage of windows of glass or the destruction of property in the area of the metropolitan government.

No person may roller skate and listen to a radio at the same time.

12.58.060 Helmets, lamps, other required equipment and prohibited equipment.

A. Operators of scooters, in-line skates or roller skates shall wear helmets approved by the American National Standards Institute (ANSI), the Snell Memorial Foundation, or the American Society for Testing and Materials (ASTM), wrist guards, elbow pads and kneepads.

B. Whenever an operator of a scooter, […]

Anyone rollerblading may not tie his or herself to a moving vehicle on a highway.

12.58.080 Clinging to vehicles.

A person operating a scooter, in-line skates or roller skates shall not attach the same or himself to any moving vehicle upon the roadway.

Males may not be sexually aroused in public.

No person may keep a cheetah as a pet.

8.16.020 Keeping wildlife–Prohibited when.

It is unlawful for any person to possess wildlife on or about their premises within the area of the metropolitan government except as provided in this chapter.

Spitting is prohibited on sidewalks.

11.16.080 Spitting in public conveyances.

A. It is unlawful for any person to spit upon any part of a public conveyance.

B. Public conveyances shall have signs conspicuously displayed, stating in substance that it is a violation of law and decency to spit in the conveyance.

It is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners.

It is also illegal to take unfinished pie home. All pie must be eaten on the premises.

Panhandlers must first obtain a $10 permit before begging on the streets

Sec. 20-28. Panhandling.

(a) [Generally.] The purpose of this section and legislation is to regulate and punish violations of the act of panhandling, rather than the status of the person.

Exclusion. The activities of panhandling do not include a person who passively stands or sits with a sign or other indication that one is seeking […]

It’s illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM

Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.

Spitting on the sidewalk is prohibited.

No one may eat ice cream on the sidewalk.

It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.

When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming.

In front of their buildings, all businesses must have a “hitching post.

Bar owners may not let patrons make loud, unusual noises.

8-105 Prohibited conduct or activities by beer permit holders

It shall be unlawful for any beer permit holder to:

(1) Allow any loud, unusual, or obnoxious noises to emanate from his premises.

(Ord. #78, Jan. 1991, modified)

You may not have more than five inoperable vehicles on a piece of property.

It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.

One may not throw bottles at a tree.

11-602. Throwing missles.

It shall be unlawful for any person maliciously to throw any stone, snowball, bottle, or any other missle upon or at any vehicle, building, tree, or other public or private property or upon or at any person.

Skunks may not be carried into the state.

70-4-208. Unlawful importation of skunks – Penalty.

(a) It is unlawful for any person to import, possess, or cause to be imported into this state any type of live skunk, or to sell, barter, exchange or otherwise transfer any live skunk, except that the prohibitions of this section shall not apply to bona fide zoological […]

It is illegal to place tacks on a highway.

55-8-170. Putting glass, nails and other substances on highway prohibited – Penalty.

(a) No person shall throw or deposit upon any highway any glass bottle, glass, nails, tacks, wire, cans or any other substance likely to injure any person, animal or vehicle upon such highway.

(b) Any person who drops, or permits to be dropped […]