Stupid State Laws

Stupid Country Laws

Every hotel room must have twin beds two feet apart and love cannot be made between the beds

If three or more Indians are walking down the street together, they can be considered a war party and fired upon.

Even if you are raped in South Dakota, you may not have an abortion.

It is illegal to try to convince a pacifist to renounce his beliefs by threatening to arm-wrestle him.

It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.

If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them.

No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants.

Movies that show police officers being struck, beaten, or treated in an offensive manner are forbidden.