Witchcraft was first legalized in the colony of Pennsylvania.

No man may purchase alcohol without written consent from his wife.

Coasting on Beaver Street is illegal

You can’t sit down while watering your lawn with a hose.

A group of 5 or more Native Americans are to be considered a raiding party and may be killed on the spot.

It is illegal to put pretzels in bags.

It is illegal to sip a carbonated drink while lecturing students in a school auditorium.

It is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

It is illegal to race mufflerless go-karts after 6PM on Sunday.

By law, “watch stuffers” are unwelcome

No one is quite sure what a watch stuffer does, but whatever he does, he better do it somewhere else.

Horses are not to be tied to parking meters.

You cannot walk backwards eating peanuts in front of the Barnstormers Auditorium during a performance.

It is illegal to bring a donkey or a mule onto a trolley car.

No one is allowed to sleep in a refrigerator.

Every outlet or switch that is installed requires an electrical inspection fee of $1.33

It is required that a woman have a permit to wear cosmetics.

One may not shoot any dog that is found wandering the streets.

The sale of alcohol is prohibited.

All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.

One’s pants may be worn no lower than five inches below the waist.

In the middle of town, one must pay a fee of $50 dollars a year to park on a particular block.

At night, however, the cars must be moved for street cleaning. This law is enforced even if snow or ice prevents the cars from being moved.

Operators of bingo games may not advertise the prizes offered.

Sec. 105-12. Advertising.

It shall be unlawful for any club or person to advertise the prizes or their dollar value to be awarded in games of chance, provided that prizes may be identified on raffle tickets.

(Ord. No. 89-0-7, 8-21-89)

Persons convicted of felonies may not operate Bingo games.

Sec. 105-13. Prohibited persons.

No distributor nor any person who has been convicted of a felony or of a violation of the Bingo Law or of this chapter or of any comparable state or federal law shall have a pecuniary interest in the operation or proceeds of games of chance.

There is a ban on men becoming aroused in public.

It is contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding.

Section 623 of The Pennsylvania Penal Code of 1939 (18 P.S. § 4623)