Stupid Laws in Pennsylvania

A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.

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A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.

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All liquor stores must be run by the state.

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Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.

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Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes.

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Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.

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Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents.

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It is contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding.

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It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel. However up to 120 men can live together, without breaking the law.

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It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.

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Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk.

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Motorized vehicles are not to be sold on Sundays.

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No more than two packages of beer at a time may be purchased, unless you are buying from an official “beer distributor”

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Though you do not need a fishing license to fish on your own land, but a hunting license is required to hunt on your own land.

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You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.

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You may not catch a fish with your hands.

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You may not sing in the bathtub.

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