A group of 5 or more Native Americans are to be considered a raiding party and may be killed on the spot.

A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.

A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.

All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.

All liquor stores must be run by the state.

Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.

Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes.

By law, “watch stuffers” are unwelcome

No one is quite sure what a watch stuffer does, but whatever he does, he better do it somewhere else.

Coasting on Beaver Street is illegal

Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.

Every outlet or switch that is installed requires an electrical inspection fee of $1.33

Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents.

Horses are not to be tied to parking meters.

In the middle of town, one must pay a fee of $50 dollars a year to park on a particular block.

At night, however, the cars must be moved for street cleaning. This law is enforced even if snow or ice prevents the cars from being moved.

It is contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding.

Section 623 of The Pennsylvania Penal Code of 1939 (18 P.S. § 4623)

It is illegal to bring a donkey or a mule onto a trolley car.

It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel. However up to 120 men can live together, without breaking the law.

It is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

It is illegal to put pretzels in bags.

It is illegal to race mufflerless go-karts after 6PM on Sunday.

It is illegal to sip a carbonated drink while lecturing students in a school auditorium.

It is required that a woman have a permit to wear cosmetics.

It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.

Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk.

Motorized vehicles are not to be sold on Sundays.