Stupid Laws in Oklahoma

Mules may not drink out of bird baths.

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No one may spit on a sidewalk.

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No one may walk backwards downtown while eating a hamburger.

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No person may own more than two adult cats.

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Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another’s hamburger.

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One may not promote a “horse tripping event”.

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One may not tip over a casket at a funeral.

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One’s mode of transportation must be tied up while not attended.

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Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punisable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine.

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Persons may not play catch on any city street.

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Pigs less than 32 inches in length may be kept as pets provided there are no more than two in a house.

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Residents are taxed for the furniture in their homes, and any other personal belongings. (Repealed 1998)

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Tattoos are banned.

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The limit on kisses is three minutes.

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The mayor may not go on strike.

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Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.

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Whaling is illegal.

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While it is legal to serve alcohol in a pool hall, all intoxicated persons must leave the premises.

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While passing another vehicle, you must honk your horn.

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Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel.

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You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.

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