Stupid Laws in New Jersey

All motorists must honk before passing another car, bicyclist, skater, and even a skateboarder.

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Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street.

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Car dealerships are forbidden from opening on Sunday.

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Drivers must warn those who they pass on highways before they do so.

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Handcuffs may not be sold to minors.

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If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates.

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In an attempt to “foster kindness” in the citizens of New Jersey, the month of May is designated “Kindness Awareness Month”.

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It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.

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It is against the law to “frown” at a police officer.

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It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.

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It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.

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On a highway you can not park under a bridge.

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Spray paint may not be sold without a posted sign warning juveliles of the penalty for creating graffiti.

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The third Thursday of October is designated as “New Jersey Credit Union Day” and citizens of the state should observe the day with “appropriate activities and programs”.

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You cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are full service and full service only.

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You may not slurp your soup.

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