Stupid Laws in New Jersey

A woman forfeits her property rights to her husband if she’s been ravished unless the husband forgives her

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All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.

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All motorists must honk before passing another car, bicyclist, skater, and even a skateboarder.

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Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street.

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Boiling of bones is prohibited

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Car dealerships are forbidden from opening on Sunday.

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Citizens are not permitted to park their own boat on their lawn.

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Climbing trees is prohibited in all city parks.

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County jails aren’t allowed to spend more than 50 cents per day on prisoners

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Couples must wait at least 72 hours to be married unless the man has raped the woman

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Cross-dressing is illegal.

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Drivers must warn those who they pass on highways before they do so.

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Handcuffs may not be sold to minors.

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If the horn accidentally sounds while making love in a car, the couple can face a jail term.

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If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates.

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In an attempt to “foster kindness” in the citizens of New Jersey, the month of May is designated “Kindness Awareness Month”.

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It is against the law to “frown” at a police officer.

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It is forbidden for a woman, on a Sunday, to walk down Broad Street without wearing a petticoat.

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It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.

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It is illegal to frown as the town is a “Frown-Free Town Zone”

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It is illegal to get drunk and annoy others in your house.

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It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the local zoo.

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It is illegal to pump your own gas

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It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor.

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It is illegal to throw ashes on the sidewalk.

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