Stupid Laws in Massachusetts




It is illegal to eat peanuts in church.
Location: Boston, Massachusetts | no comments

It is illegal to excavate any city street.
Location: Nahant, Massachusetts | no comments

It is illegal to frighten a pigeon.
Location: Massachusetts, United States | no comments

It is illegal to give beer to hospital patients.
Location: Massachusetts, United States | no comments

It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.
Location: Massachusetts, United States | no comments

It is illegal to play the fiddle.
Location: Boston, Massachusetts | no comments

It is illegal to reproach Jesus Christ or the holy ghost. (MGL Chapter 272 section 36)
Location: Massachusetts, United States | no comments

It is illegal to shoot a bow and arrow in the street.
Location: Boston, Massachusetts | no comments

It is unlawful to deliver diapers on Sunday
Location: Massachusetts, United States | no comments

It is unlawful to injure a football goal post, doing so is punishable by a $200 fine.
Location: Massachusetts, United States | no comments

It is unlawful to water your lawn when it is raining.
Location: Holyoke, Massachusetts | no comments

It was illegal to cross the street on Sunday, unless absolutely necessary.
Location: Marblehead, Massachusetts | no comments

It’s against the law to hang a vending machine on a utility pole.
Location: Boston, Massachusetts | no comments

It’s against the law to keep manure in a building unless the building is being used as a stable.
Location: Boston, Massachusetts | no comments

It’s illegal to allow someone to use stilts while working on the construction of a building. (MGL Chapter 149 Section 129B)
Location: Massachusetts, United States | one comment

It’s illegal to cut firewood in the street.
Location: Boston, Massachusetts | no comments

It’s illegal to drive Texan, Mexican, Cherokee, or Indian cattle on a public road. (MGL Chapter 129 Section 35)
Location: Massachusetts, United States | no comments

It’s illegal to keep a mule on the second floor of a building not in a city unless there are 2 exits. (MGL Chapter 272 section 86)
Location: Massachusetts, United States | no comments

It’s illegal to post an advertisement on a public urinal.
Location: Boston, Massachusetts | no comments

It’s illegal to read books or newspapers after 8 p.m. in the streets.
Location: Southbridge, Massachusetts | no comments

It’s illegal to rummage through trash cans.
Location: Boston, Massachusetts | no comments

It’s illegal to sell suntan oil until after noon on Sunday.
Location: Provincetown, Massachusetts | no comments

Massachusetts liquor stores can only open on Sundays if they are in Berkshire, Essex, Franklin, Middlesex or Worcester counties and are within 10 miles of the Vermont or New Hampshire borders.
Location: Massachusetts, United States | no comments

No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.
Location: Massachusetts, United States | 5 comments

No more than two baths may be taken within the confines of the city.
Location: Boston, Massachusetts | no comments