Stupid Laws in Massachusetts

A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.

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Affiliation with the Communist party is illegal.

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Alcoholic drink specials are illegal.

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All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday. (Repealed)

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An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.

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At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.

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Bullets may not be used as currency.

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Candy may not contain more than 1% of alcohol.

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Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes.

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Christmas was once outlawed in Massachusetts.

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Defacing a milk carton is punishable by a $10 fine.

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Fowl, particularly roosters, are prohibited from going into bakeries.

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Hunting on Sundays is prohibited.

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It is illegal to frighten a pigeon.

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It is illegal to give beer to hospital patients.

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It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.

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It is illegal to reproach Jesus Christ or the holy ghost. (MGL Chapter 272 section 36)

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It is unlawful to deliver diapers on Sunday

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It is unlawful to injure a football goal post, doing so is punishable by a $200 fine.

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It’s illegal to allow someone to use stilts while working on the construction of a building. (MGL Chapter 149 Section 129B)

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It’s illegal to drive Texan, Mexican, Cherokee, or Indian cattle on a public road. (MGL Chapter 129 Section 35)

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It’s illegal to keep a mule on the second floor of a building not in a city unless there are 2 exits. (MGL Chapter 272 section 86)

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Massachusetts liquor stores can only open on Sundays if they are in Berkshire, Essex, Franklin, Middlesex or Worcester counties and are within 10 miles of the Vermont or New Hampshire borders.

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No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.

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Public boxing matches are outlawed.

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