Stupid Laws in Baltimore




It is a park rule violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt.
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It is a violation of city code to sell chicks or ducklings to a minor within 1 week of the Easter holiday.
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It is illegal to mistreat oysters.
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It is illegal to wash or scrub sinks no matter how dirty they get.
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It is necessary to document any services performed by a jackass.
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It’s illegal to play professional croquet before 2 p.m. Sunday.
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It’s illegal to take a lion to the movies.
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It’s illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits.
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No person who is a “tramp” or “vagrant” shall loiter in any park at any time.
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t’s illegal to block the sidewalk with a box. To do so will account for a 1$ fine.
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Though you may spit on a city roadway, spitting on city sidewalks is prohibited.
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You may not curse inside the city limits.
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