By law, anyone who has been drinking is “sober” until he or she “cannot hold onto the ground.

All bees entering Kentucky shall be accompanied by certificates of health, stating that the apiary from which the bees came was free from contagious or infectious disease.

The superintendent of sanitation “shall determine whether a person is small, medium or large.”

Cats may not molest cars.

You can’t legally trade horses after dark.

It against the law to shoot off a policeman’s tie.

It’s illegal to throw slops or soapsuds in the street.

Each year, the mayor must appoint “three intelligent housekeepers” to the Board of Tax Supervisors.

Horses are not allowed out on the streets and highways at night unless the animal has a “bright” red taillight securely attached to its rump.

It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.

By law, anyone who has been drinking is “sober” until he or she “cannot hold onto the ground.”

A woman may not buy a hat without her husband’s permission.

One may not receive anal sex.

Dogs may not molest cars.

Revised Pet/Nuisance Ordinance

ORDINANCE NO. 0-5-2001

AN ORDINANCE OF THE CITY OF FORT THOMAS, KENTUCKY PROHIBITING THE CREATION OF ANIMAL-RELATED NUISANCES ASSOCIATED WITH ANIMAL OWNERSHIP, MAINTENANCE OR CONTROL; AND PROVIDING APPROPRIATE ENFORCEMENT AUTHORITY AND A PENALTY FOR VIOLATION THEREOF

BE IT ORDAINED BY THE CITY OF FORT THOMAS, CAMPBELL COUNTY, KENTUCKY:

SECTION I

DEFINITIONS:

A. […]

If someone steals your horse, there is a law that allows you to publicly hang the person and no law enforcement officer is allowed to stop you.

It is illegal to shoot game out of the window of a moving vehicle, with the exception of a whale.

You need a license to walk around nude on your property.

Every citizen of is required to take a shower once a year.

Anyone who has been drinking is “sober” until he or she “cannot hold onto the ground”.

All nude people in your house must be registered.

No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she is escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club.” Later, an amendment proposed: The provisions of this statute shall not apply to any female weighing less than sixty pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds; nor shall it apply to female horses.

A person can be sent to jail for five years for merely sending a bottle of beer, wine or spirits as a gift to a friend in Kentucky.

One may not own a red dyed rabbit or offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.

Throwing flowers at a public speaker could result in up to one year in prison.

KRS 437.050 Attempting to interrupt or injure public speaker

Any person who interferes with any person addressing a public audience within this state, who interrupts such a person, while speaking, by the use of insulting or offensive language or opprobrious epithets applied to the speaker or who attempts to interrupt or injure the speaker by […]

Any person who appears on any highway, or upon the street of any city that has no police protection, when clothed only in ordinary bathing garb, shall be fined no less than five dollars nor more than twenty-five dollars.” – KRS 436.140 (Passed in 1922; Repealed in 1974)