Stupid Laws in Illinois




A baby girl must not be Christened “Paddy”.
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A man can force any single woman to marry him is he discovers her picking her nose while sitting in a car at traffic lights.
Category: Zion | no comments

All bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
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All businesses entering into contracts with the city must sift through their records and report any business they had dealing with slaves during the era of slavery.
Category: Chicago | no comments

Basketball hoops may not be installed on a driveway.
Category: Peoria | no comments

Bees are not allowed to fly over the village or through any of Kirkland’s streets.
Category: Kirkland | one comment

Believing in more than 3 gods is a criminal offense.
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Bowling is forbidden.
Category: Evanston | no comments

Eating in a place that is on fire is against the law.
Category: Chicago | no comments

Hens that wish to cackle must be at least two hundred feet away from any residence if they wish to avoid being arrested.
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Humming on public streets on Sundays prohibited.
Category: Cicero | no comments

Ice skating at the Riverside pond during the months of June and August is prohibited.
Category: Moline | no comments

If one wishes to plant new sod in his or her yard in the summer months, that person may not use the city’s water to water it.
Category: Crystal Lake | no comments

It is against the law for a man to wear his wife’s panties on a Sunday unless he has prior permission from the Bishop.
Category: Oblong | one comment

It is against the law to make faces at dogs.
Category: Normal | no comments

It is against the law to speak English in Illinois.
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It is against the law to use a slingshot unless you are a law enforcement officer.
Category: Horner | no comments

It is illegal for barbers to use their fingers to apply shaving cream to a customer’s face.
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It is illegal to burn bird feathers.
Category: Galesburg | no comments

It is illegal to drive a car without a steering wheel.
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It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.
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It is illegal to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day.
Category: Oblong | no comments

It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.
Category: Chicago | no comments

It is the against the law for a woman to strike a man across the left cheek with a glove.
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It is unlawful for “negroes” to be within county boundaries from sundown to sunrise.
Category: Fairfield | no comments