Stupid Laws in Washington, DC




A boat used as a restaurant cannot dock without prior approval of the Mayor
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All horse drawn vehicles must have brakes
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An establishment may not allow more than one accordion to be played for entertainment
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Bridges must be clear of sheep between 6 and 10 am.
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Manure may not be deposited without a permit
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No boxing contest shall be conducted, and no contestant shall engage in a contest, between opposite sexes.
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No person shall stand in a roadway for the purpose of soliciting a ride from the driver of any vehicle
Location: Washington, DC, United States | one comment

No preaching, exhorting, or lecturing shall be conducted for a total of more than thirty days at any single location
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Non-prescriptive sunglasses, hats, clothing that exposes armpits, a bare back or midriff, see-through clothing, and accessories with protruding metal spikes are not be worn in school
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One may not dance for more than twelve hours in any twenty four hour period
Location: Washington, DC, United States | 2 comments

One may not operate a surf board while on a hallucinogen
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One may not take photographs for more than 5 minutes in a public location
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One may not whistle in the bathroom
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Santa Claus may not be used to sell alcohol
Location: Washington, DC, United States | one comment

Women cannot be employed to dance with men
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