Stupid State Laws

Stupid Country Laws

It is illegal to store your own stuff in your own garage

According to Chapter 6 of the San Francisco Housing Code, “Private and public storage garages in apartment houses and hotels shall be used only for storage of automobiles.” Failing to comply with the law can lead to fines of up to […]

Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.

It is illegal to wipe one’s car with used underwear.

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It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.

Elephants are prohibited from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.

Persons classified as “ugly” may not walk down any street.