Stupid Laws in Arizona

A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.

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Bullfrog hunting season has been permanently closed.

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Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.

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Cars may not be driven in reverse.

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Children are not allowed to sing nursery rhymes after 8 pm.

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Committing a misdemeanor while wearing a red mask makes it a felony. This goes back in the days of the Wild West!

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Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.

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Elephants must have a bell around their necks to warn swans of their approach.

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Hunting camels is prohibited.

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If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined.

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It is a class 2 misdemeanor if one places a mark upon a flag which is likely to provoke physical retaliation.

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It is illegal for anyone over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.

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It is illegal to eat grass from any area where sheep or cows are grazing.

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It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.

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It is illegal to ride a horse up the stairs of the county courthouse.

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It is illegal to sing in a public place while wearing a swimsuit.

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It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license.

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It is unlawful to have more than two dildos in a house.

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It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.

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No more than six girls may live in any house.

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The wearing of suspenders is prohibited by city ordinance. Women can be fined up to $500 – Men up to to $2000.

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There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.

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When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person possesses.

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Women are forbidden from wearing pants in public.

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You can’t walk through a hotel lobby with spurs on.

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