Stupid Laws in Switzerland

A man may not relieve himself while standing up, after 10 P.M.

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Clothes may not be hung to dry on Sunday.

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If you leave you car-keys inside the car with the door unlocked open, you will be fined.

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It is against the law for any man to unilaterally declare war on another country.

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It is considered an offense to mow your lawn on a Sunday, because it causes too much noise.

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It is illegal for banks to refuse vault owner to store dead relatives in their vaults – provided the period of storage does not exceed 7 months.

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It is illegal to flush the toilet after 10 P.M. if you live in an apartment.

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It is illegal to ski down a mountain while reciting poetry.

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It is required that every car with snow tires has to have a sticker on its dashboard which tells that the driver should not drive faster than 160 km/h with these tires.

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Though it is illegal to produce, store, sell or trade absinthe it is legal to consume it.

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You may not wash your car on a Sunday.

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