Stupid Laws in Israel

Bicycles may not ridden without a license.

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If you have been maintaining an illegal radio station for five or more years, the station becomes legal.

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It is a criminal offense, punishable by death, to deface the HaKotel HaMa’aravi (Wailing Wall).

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It is against the law to feed animals in public places.

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It is an offense to operate a mobile animal neutering clinic – it is considered peddling.

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It is forbidden to take bears onto the beach.

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It is illegal for a chicken to lay an egg on a Friday or Saturday

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It is illegal in many parts for a wife to see her husband naked under any circumstance.

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No loud voices or bright lights are allowed during weekends.

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Picking your nose on Saturday is forbidden.

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Raising a pig on Israeli soil will result in the destruction of the pig.

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The raising of Rottweilers dogs is prohibited.

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