Stupid State Laws

Stupid Country Laws

No pilot-in-command of an aircraft shall permit a person to enter or leave the aircraft during flight without a parachute.

Transport Canada started this to curtail wing-walking and other stunts.

You may not swear in French.

Stay at the Queen Elizabeth Hotel and they are obliged to feed your horse.

Citizens may not urinate or spit on the street. Punishable by a fine of over 100 Canadian dollars.

Cars parked in public places must be locked, and their windows must not be left down more than the width of a hand.

You are not allowed to wash your car in the street or park your car in a way that it blocks your own driveway!

Margarine producers can’t make their margarine yellow.

It is illegal to turn right on a red light at any time.

If you are released from prison, you must be given a handgun with bullets and a horse.

Allegedly, this is so you can ride out of town.

Wooden logs may not be painted.

Comic books which depict any illegal acts are banned.

You may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies.

You may not paint a ladder as it will be slippery when wet.

It is illegal to show affection in public on Sundays.

Apples must be green.

Residents are not allowed to have an Internet connection faster than 56k.

It is against the law to leave your doors and windows open if you are away from your house for more than one week.

You must not drag a dead horse down Yonge Street on a Sunday.

It is against the law to swear at your mother in public.

It is illegal to curse in any language other than French.

It is completely illegal to hit innocent little seal pups over the head with a heavy club – apart from on every day of the year.

It is against the law to impersonate a foreigner.

All business signs in the province of Quebec must be in French.

If the business operator wishes to have English on the sign, the French must be at least twice as large as the English is. There are no laws governing the usage of other languages on signs. -Bill 101 (Passed 1976)

It is illegal to eat ice-cream on Bank Street on a Sunday.

Children under the age of 5 must not be locked in a refrigerator.