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It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle.


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4 Responses to “It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle.”

Comment from Lewis
Time July 17, 2010 at 3:16 am

incorrect this is an arrestable offense

Comment from KazoWAR
Time April 1, 2011 at 8:32 pm

incorrect again, Lewis, it is a fatal offense.

Comment from Akash
Time May 13, 2011 at 5:09 pm

So a poor man who doesn’t have a car can’t urinate in public?

Comment from John MacDonald
Time September 23, 2011 at 12:10 pm

Wrong Lewis, this is actually legal in Scotland, just not across the rest of the UK.

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