It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.

It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle.

It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.

It is legal for a man to beat his wife on the courthouse steps so long as it is before 8:00 pm.

It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps.

It’s legal for couples to have sex in a parked vehicle during their lunch break from work, as long as the car or van has drawn curtains to stop strangers from peeking in.

2 Responses to “It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.”

Comment from greg
Time June 20, 2011 at 1:43 pm

explains so much about west virgina

Comment from Yoshi
Time July 19, 2011 at 2:36 am

. . . . . . .wow. . . .