It is illegal to get a tattoo behind your ear or on your eyelid unless in the presence of a registered physician.

It is illegal to tattoo a horse with the intent of making it unrecognizable to its owner.

It is illegal to bring a concealable firearm into the county unless it is registered with the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department.

One may not pretend to abuse an animal in the presence of a minor.

A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.

A legislator recently introduced a bill making it illegal to tattoo someone under the age of 18. He was quoted as saying, “I’m going to save the buttocks of a few juveniles.”