It is illegal to eat live eels in public unless you shout “Warning – Idiot eating eels” beforehand.

It is illegal to shout offensive words in any public place.

It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel. However up to 120 men can live together, without breaking the law.

The eating of stray cats is not permitted.

Within four hours of eating garlic, a person may not enter a movie house, theater, or ride a public streetcar.

Eating raw fish while lecturing on Science is illegal.