It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.

A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

It is legal for a man to beat his wife on the courthouse steps so long as it is before 8:00 pm.

It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps.

It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.

No man may purchase alcohol without written consent from his wife.

One Response to “It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.”

Comment from personthatswhatiam
Time September 10, 2011 at 8:51 am

how about NO BEATING??